Laughter Therapy for Sufferers of Seasonal Affective Disorder
Laughter the best medicine?
Don't you feel good (even great) after a great laugh? Laughter releases endorphins in the brain - a
great 'feelgood effect' for alleviating the winter blues.
Build some laughter into your activity schedule.
How? Ever been to a Comedy Club? Try it. It's easier and better to
laugh with a group of people. You will forget depression.
If that's not easy for you, then watch some of your favourite comedy/humour DVDs or TV shows. The
Dave Channel on Freeview is fun (and not all blokey).
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Amazon have a great selection of comedy DVDs
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What about books? I keep a copy of "Man Walks into a Bar" handy. Thousands of jokes for SAD sufferers!
How about the Darwin Awards? ENJOY!
The Darwin Awards - 2009
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among
us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38 calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California
would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honourable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was
supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver
went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the
mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The
deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer.... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime
committed?]
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the
window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor
store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911
immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police
apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the
car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I
stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M.,
flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The
man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle Street , he got
much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home
near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his
siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying
that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
These include homeopathic remedies, exercise, holidays, moving home,
light therapy, music, self
management and social activities. In the event that symptoms are severe, then we recommend that qualified
medical advice is sought. This site is not a source of medical advice.
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